Re: The joke thread.

[YePiF]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

“This is the dumbest kid in the world.

Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a 2 pound coin in one hand and two 50ps in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

“Which do you want, son ?”

The boy takes the two 50ps and leaves.

“What did I tell you ?” said the barber.

“That kid never learns !”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy next to an ice cream van.

“Hey, son !

May I ask you a question ?

Why did you take two 50ps instead of the 2 pound coin ?”

The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,

“Because,

The day I take the 2 pound coin, the game is over.”

[Dave Mercury]

Clever little sod

[Tom]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

“This is the dumbest kid in the world.

Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a 2 pound coin in one hand and two 50ps in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

“Which do you want, son ?”

The boy takes the two 50ps and leaves.

“What did I tell you ?” said the barber.

“That kid never learns !”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy next to an ice cream van.

“Hey, son !

May I ask you a question ?

Why did you take two 50ps instead of the 2 pound coin ?”

The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,

“Because,

The day I take the 2 pound coin, the game is over.”

Haha

[jackie 46]

[Baz]

Lol. Very good.

[L]

Lmao... I liked that one..

[YePiF]

Thanks everyone Here is another:

One night this child keeps coming down stairs asking for glasses of water

When the child comes down asking for his 8th glass of water his dad finally losses his temper with him.

"But, I've given you 7 glasses of water already!" He says

To which the child replies "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

[Tom]

Thanks everyone Here is another:

One night this child keeps coming down stairs asking for glasses of water

When the child comes down asking for his 8th glass of water his dad finally losses his temper with him.

"But, I've given you 7 glasses of water already!" He says

To which the child replies "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

Good one!

[Baz]

Ha Ha!

[jackie 46]

[Dave Mercury]

Thanks everyone Here is another:

One night this child keeps coming down stairs asking for glasses of water

When the child comes down asking for his 8th glass of water his dad finally losses his temper with him.

"But, I've given you 7 glasses of water already!" He says

To which the child replies "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

[Baz]

[Dave Mercury]

That' s horrible

[jackie 46]

Is that suppose to be Gary Glitter?


Poor little girl.

[Dr43]

Al Quaeda have planted a bomb in a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti.

If it goes off it could spell disaster.

[Dave Mercury]

Al Quaeda have planted a bomb in a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti.

If it goes off it could spell disaster.

[Dave Mercury]

The Muppet Show is set to return to TV for the first time in 27 years.

That's nice. Miss Piggy will be able to get a proper job instead of doing those Iceland adverts.

[Dr43]

Tish dum.

[jackie 46]

Al Quaeda have planted a bomb in a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti.

If it goes off it could spell disaster.

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