Revealed: Phrases impossible to say when you're drunk

Innovative, preliminary and cinnamon are among the words which are impossible to say when you're drunk, according to police.

And "specificity", "passive-aggressive disorder" and "transubstantiate" are classed as very difficult to master.

A police force has launched a Christmas "drink-drivel" campaign today - warning that too much boozing will leave revellers lost for words.

Officers in Ipswich, Suffolk, also listed phrases that are "absolutely impossible" to say when drunk, including "Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?".

According to campaign the poster, the nine "absolutely impossible" phrases for drunks include 'Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you' and 'No kebab for me, thank you.'

Inspector Becky Kidd-Stanton, operations inspector for Ipswich, said: "The drink-drivel poster campaign appeals to people to come to Ipswich to have a good time and not to spoil it for others.

"It highlights how people behave differently after consuming alcohol."

Police are also handing out 900 lollipops as part of their attempt to tackle festive disorder.

"It is harder to verbally abuse or fight with people with a lollipop in your mouth or hand," said Ms Kidd-Stanton.


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