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Re: The joke thread.
by YePiF on Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:04 pm
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world.
Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a 2 pound coin in one hand and two 50ps in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
“Which do you want, son ?”
The boy takes the two 50ps and leaves.
“What did I tell you ?” said the barber.
“That kid never learns !”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy next to an ice cream van.
“Hey, son !
May I ask you a question ?
Why did you take two 50ps instead of the 2 pound coin ?”
The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,
“Because,
The day I take the 2 pound coin, the game is over.”
“This is the dumbest kid in the world.
Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a 2 pound coin in one hand and two 50ps in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
“Which do you want, son ?”
The boy takes the two 50ps and leaves.
“What did I tell you ?” said the barber.
“That kid never learns !”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy next to an ice cream van.
“Hey, son !
May I ask you a question ?
Why did you take two 50ps instead of the 2 pound coin ?”
The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,
“Because,
The day I take the 2 pound coin, the game is over.”
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Re: The joke thread.
by Dave Mercury on Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:05 pm
Clever little sod 
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Re: The joke thread.
by Tom on Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:31 pm
YePiF wrote:A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
“This is the dumbest kid in the world.
Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a 2 pound coin in one hand and two 50ps in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
“Which do you want, son ?”
The boy takes the two 50ps and leaves.
“What did I tell you ?” said the barber.
“That kid never learns !”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy next to an ice cream van.
“Hey, son !
May I ask you a question ?
Why did you take two 50ps instead of the 2 pound coin ?”
The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,
“Because,
The day I take the 2 pound coin, the game is over.”
Haha
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Re: The joke thread.
by L on Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:27 am
Lmao... I liked that one.. 
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Re: The joke thread.
by YePiF on Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:40 pm
Thanks everyone Here is another:
One night this child keeps coming down stairs asking for glasses of water
When the child comes down asking for his 8th glass of water his dad finally losses his temper with him.
"But, I've given you 7 glasses of water already!" He says
To which the child replies "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
Here is another:One night this child keeps coming down stairs asking for glasses of water
When the child comes down asking for his 8th glass of water his dad finally losses his temper with him.
"But, I've given you 7 glasses of water already!" He says
To which the child replies "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
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Re: The joke thread.
by Tom on Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:48 pm
YePiF wrote:Thanks everyone
One night this child keeps coming down stairs asking for glasses of water
When the child comes down asking for his 8th glass of water his dad finally losses his temper with him.
"But, I've given you 7 glasses of water already!" He says
To which the child replies "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
Good one!
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Re: The joke thread.
by Dave Mercury on Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:47 pm
YePiF wrote:Thanks everyone
One night this child keeps coming down stairs asking for glasses of water
When the child comes down asking for his 8th glass of water his dad finally losses his temper with him.
"But, I've given you 7 glasses of water already!" He says
To which the child replies "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
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Re: The joke thread.
by Dave Mercury on Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:58 pm
That' s horrible
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Re: The joke thread.
by jackie 46 on Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:18 pm
Is that suppose to be Gary Glitter? 
Poor little girl.
Poor little girl.
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Re: The joke thread.
by Dr43 on Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:43 pm
Al Quaeda have planted a bomb in a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti.
If it goes off it could spell disaster.
If it goes off it could spell disaster.
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Re: The joke thread.
by Dave Mercury on Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:52 pm
Dr43 wrote:Al Quaeda have planted a bomb in a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti.
If it goes off it could spell disaster.
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Re: The joke thread.
by Dave Mercury on Sat Nov 22, 2008 1:55 pm
The Muppet Show is set to return to TV for the first time in 27 years.
That's nice. Miss Piggy will be able to get a proper job instead of doing those Iceland adverts.
That's nice. Miss Piggy will be able to get a proper job instead of doing those Iceland adverts.
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Re: The joke thread.
by jackie 46 on Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:51 am
Dr43 wrote:Al Quaeda have planted a bomb in a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti.
If it goes off it could spell disaster.
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