Have you ever..

No nad I never will

Have you ever fancied a teacher?

No

Have you ever been to my house?

No


Have you ever taken drugs?

Yes.

Have you ever fasted?

No


Have you ever fainted?

No, but when I first saw you it was love at first sight, so I nearly did!

Have you ever had sex?

No

Have you ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Yeah.

Have you ever eaten shit?

No

Have you ever cried?

Yes of course Jackie, everyone has, stupid woman, even babies cry!

Have you ever slept all day?

Yeah when I've been ill.

Have you ever smoked?

Yes

Have you ever had a decent conversation with a silly little boy called Tom?

No never LOL


Have you had a good time away recently?

Yeah, drank and ate too much, but who cares?

Have you done the washing today?

Yes of course


Have you ever been skiing?

No

Have you ever broken a limb?

No


Have you ever tasted fish eggs?

No

Have you ever eaten a Eel?

No


Have you ever put make up on?

Yes, Ssssssssssssssh

Have you ever been stung by a wasp?

Yes


Have you ever been on a diet?

Yes

Have you ever had food poisening?

No

Have you ever wished you were someone else?

No

Have you ever been afraid on a aircraft?

Yes

Have you ever lost your way on a journey?